Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...