If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!