Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...