The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...