New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...