A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...