Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...