A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...