AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...