Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...