A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...