The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...