A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
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A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
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Three Dead Guys
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Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
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New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...