Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...