Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...