Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...