Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother