The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...