HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...