Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Canada language
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Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...