Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...