Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....