Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...