“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...