Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...