Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...