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Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
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These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Unfit words to hear
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A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...