The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...