Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...