The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...