Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....