George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...