Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...