The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...