Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...