Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...