Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...