The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
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What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Car Acronyms
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The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Blonde quickies 21-40
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Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...