Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...