Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....