man’s idea of housework?
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You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
What is the future
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Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.