Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...