The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...