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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
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1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
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I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
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A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...