Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...