Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...