Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...