New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....