Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...