How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...